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Takk og takk til alle, hyggelig å vite at folk husker på en selv om en har blitt styggammel... 
'65 Typ 221 Mikrobuss "Bløygen"
'52 Typ 11c Boble "Magnolia"
"Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus ..." -- Frank Zappa
"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -- Albert Einstein
'52 Typ 11c Boble "Magnolia"
"Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus ..." -- Frank Zappa
"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -- Albert Einstein
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Alder er bare et tall !
A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result.
On his way home hes stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35", was the reply. "I’m actually 47", the man says happily.
A little while later he goes to McDonalds for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I’d guess you’re 29 ?"
"Nope, I am actually 47". He’s starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question, She replies "I am 85 years old and my eyesignt is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes, I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady saus, "OK, it’s done. You are 47."
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant ! How did you do that ?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."
Jada ...så neida
Sune
A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result.
On his way home hes stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35", was the reply. "I’m actually 47", the man says happily.
A little while later he goes to McDonalds for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I’d guess you’re 29 ?"
"Nope, I am actually 47". He’s starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question, She replies "I am 85 years old and my eyesignt is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes, I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady saus, "OK, it’s done. You are 47."
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant ! How did you do that ?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."
Jada ...så neida
Sune
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1962 T1 Tysnes Raceren
1962 T1
1959 T2 Panel
1961 Vespa 150
1991 Carrera 4
Det går ikke så fort, men så blir det ikke så bra heller!
1962 T1 Tysnes Raceren
1962 T1
1959 T2 Panel
1961 Vespa 150
1991 Carrera 4
Det går ikke så fort, men så blir det ikke så bra heller!
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Der ser du Svein, det ER håp - du får begynne å ta bussen!
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...får vel snart honnør-billet nå, tenker jeg...
'65 Typ 221 Mikrobuss "Bløygen"
'52 Typ 11c Boble "Magnolia"
"Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus ..." -- Frank Zappa
"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -- Albert Einstein
'52 Typ 11c Boble "Magnolia"
"Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus ..." -- Frank Zappa
"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -- Albert Einstein