Lastebilen stopper på rødt lys.En liten rød Fiesta stopper brått og en blondine hopper ut, -Hei jeg heter Merethe og lasten din renner ut.! Sjåføren rister på hodet og kjører videre.. Samme hender i et par lyskryss til, i fjerde blokkerer hun veien; -Hei jeg heter Merethe og lasten din renner ut! Da blir lastebil-sjåføren forbanna og... sier -HEI, jeg heter Ole,det er november og jeg prøver å salte veien…
Sv: Fredagstråd
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:40 am
by Moshe
Russisk fullemann tester airbag......
Sv: Fredagstråd
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:59 pm
by T-1
Sv: Fredagstråd
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:11 pm
by Gaute(alutig)
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.
'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
but before she could say 'Fuck-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room.
Sv: Fredagstråd
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:20 pm
by FreddyB
Gaute(alutig) wrote:
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.
'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
but before she could say 'Sensurert av VWACB-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room.
Sånn bortsett fra sensuren - som etter kvart begynner å bli unødvendig - all den tid folk har høyrt Katy Perry synge sangen sin både på tv og radio - var denne kanon.
Sv: Fredagstråd
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:21 pm
by Moshe
Autosensur er fiiine greier....
Sv: Fredagstråd
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:59 pm
by VW 181
Fredag igjen... Sett deg godt til rette og nyt denne!