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Sv: Svein fyller år

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:14 pm
by Tistlo
Grattulerar me dajen! 8)

Sv: Svein fyller år

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:47 pm
by erika
Du fikk en gratulasjon 15 minutter over midnatt, men sender deg gjerne en til!

Håper du får en fin dag!

Sv: Svein fyller år

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:23 pm
by murmester
Gratulerer med dagen.

Sv: Svein fyller år

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:00 pm
by RZR Arve
Grattis Svein!

Sv: Svein fyller år

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:14 pm
by heljo
Gratulasjonar på dagen!

Sv: Svein fyller år

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:06 pm
by Solan
Takk og takk til alle, hyggelig å vite at folk husker på en selv om en har blitt styggammel... :-\

Sv: Svein fyller år

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:32 pm
by RZR Sune
Alder er bare et tall !

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result.

On his way home hes stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35", was the reply. "I’m actually 47", the man says happily.

A little while later he goes to McDonalds for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I’d guess you’re 29 ?"

"Nope, I am actually 47". He’s starting to feel really good about himself.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question, She replies "I am 85 years old and my eyesignt is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes, I will be able to tell your exact age."

As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later the old lady saus, "OK, it’s done. You are 47."

Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant ! How did you do that ?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."


Jada ...så neida

Sune

Sv: Svein fyller år

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:15 pm
by RZR Andy
Der ser du Svein, det ER håp - du får begynne å ta bussen!

Sv: Svein fyller år

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:32 am
by Solan
...får vel snart honnør-billet nå, tenker jeg...